Robert Day For President An Embellished Campaign Autobiography Mr Robert Day Books
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Robert Day For President An Embellished Campaign Autobiography Mr Robert Day Books
is a good 5¢ cigar (if it were REALLY good, a $5 cigar would also work), and Robert Day as its president. I fully intend to rouse the rabble and develop a strong Day contingent for November 2016.For what it's worth, I resent Amazon's expectation that I rate this book's plot as "predictable;" "some twists;" or "full of surprises." It's a memoir and a political platform, for Pete's sake! So I said that it's full of surprises. That's the way life is—Robert Day's, mine, and yours too.
"Robert Day for President" is a real gem. It explores much of what citizens of the U.S. once took for granted, but has now become romanticized lore of yesteryear, and seen as irrelevant to the world of 2016. Day (and I) suggest that this lore is the very stuff that can get us back on track.
I write this review as the Republican Party is trumpeting its nonsense from Cleveland-on-the-Lake. Every few minutes I find myself involuntarily moved to shout, "Horse hockey!" or something more pithy—much to the consternation of my dogs, who worry that these outbursts might be some form of chastisement for canines. (Yes, that pun up there is entirely intentional.)
This country needs Robert Day in Washington!
YOU need to read his platform and know why his election is a good idea.
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Robert Day For President An Embellished Campaign Autobiography Mr Robert Day Books Reviews
I fully support Robert Day for president. Partially because of the offer of a position at the embassy in Paris with vague duties and a flat in a good arrondissement, partially because I think Hillary would be a swell VP, partially because in a place as big as the White House there has to be a well lighted space for Kathy Day to set up a studio, but mainly because presidential politics have devolved into low comedy and Bob would raise the tone a lot. Plus for any intractable problems, he has access to the Committee to Save the World. What could go wrong?
Bob Day is narcissistic enough to be a candidate for president (isn’t embellishment a sign of narcissism?), and his embellished campaign autobiography is a hoot, a delightful antidote to all of the crazy BS spreading across the land by the mainstream candidates. He is joining another unknown, perennial candidate Les Vilda from Wilber, Nebraska, who heads the B.E.E.R. Party ticket (see his campaign online at [...] Both men are my friends, and I want to be fair. Last time I voted for Les and this time I’ll vote for Bob. Either one has more intellect and common sense than all of the Tea Party hopefuls combined. I have been promised a position in the cabinet if either man wins.
Some of Day’s stories are too good to be true, but they are true. Unlike the other candidates running for the office, Bob Day, like our first president, can’t lie. He can embellish, however. Still, Robert Day seeks the truth, truth about himself, truth about his politics, truth about our national heritage and present culture, and these searches set him apart from most of the other candidates seeking to be president of the United States. He is not telling you what you want to hear so you will vote for him; he is telling you what you need to know, which should cause you to vote for him.
Maybe it takes a writer of good fiction to be able to separate reality from fiction in the realm of politics. Most politicians seem unable to see the difference (that is why fact-checkers find most politicians spinning lies). I recommend this book and urge you to vote for Robert Day.
"I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore, Toto."
After much urging and sundry promises and assurances, I have decided to come forward. Yes, I will tell all. Remember when Dick Cheney shot his lawyer and the lawyer apologized? I’ve got one better. I almost was shot dead by the President of the United States, and then I bought him a tomato beer. But this will be true only if Robert Day gets elected. Full disclosure I am the storied Student Who was Nearly Shot by Robert Day. True story. But I’m not telling it here. No, I’m holding out for the Big Bucks. And it’s the Big Bucks that are the only reason people get involved in politics. As another presidential candidate, Pete DuPont, once told me “Stay out of politics, Craig. It’s a trash business.” I have no intention of disclosing anything further, and I further advocate a blue ribbon non-disclosure committee be empanelled to conduct a thorough debellishment of the incident.
There is one thing I can tell you (as another presidential candidate likes to say). I can tell you this you can’t start campaigning too early. In fact, there is nothing in politics that you can start too early, which is why it is essential to get the impeachment proceedings underway right now. Beltway Insiders won’t be quoted on the record, but many admit this native son from the heartland maybe has a snowball’s chance of becoming our next President. As a pre-emptive counter-measure, I’m calling for the impeachment to begin right away with all due debilitation. I also have questions about the sovereignty of Kansas and want to see everyone’s birth certificate post haste.
Let me be perfectly clear (as yet another candidate likes to say), it is beyond our present means and purpose to pinpoint every bold-faced screaming howler of a tall tale he tells; however, I see several people have undertaken to set straight at least a portion of the record. When I heard word of Day’s political memoir getting into print, I naturally wanted to check the index to see how many times I was mentioned. To my dismay, no index. A proper, annotated index would be longer than the book itself.
Robert Day for President offers the reader a clear-eyed view of the derangement of the national psyche and the state of our national culture and conscience. I’m sure there’s a way to blame teachers and public education for all of this. In fact, any good history teacher would tell you that the history of our Presidents is shot through with stories of hunting accidents and gun play (evidently, some sort of pre-requisite for holding office. Since publication, a groundswell of support is impelling Robert Day to victory, and so I say to my teacher, my mentor, the man paying me handsomely to write this
"Forget it, Jake. It’s Chinatown"
submitted by Craig Butcher
is a good 5¢ cigar (if it were REALLY good, a $5 cigar would also work), and Robert Day as its president. I fully intend to rouse the rabble and develop a strong Day contingent for November 2016.
For what it's worth, I resent 's expectation that I rate this book's plot as "predictable;" "some twists;" or "full of surprises." It's a memoir and a political platform, for Pete's sake! So I said that it's full of surprises. That's the way life is—Robert Day's, mine, and yours too.
"Robert Day for President" is a real gem. It explores much of what citizens of the U.S. once took for granted, but has now become romanticized lore of yesteryear, and seen as irrelevant to the world of 2016. Day (and I) suggest that this lore is the very stuff that can get us back on track.
I write this review as the Republican Party is trumpeting its nonsense from Cleveland-on-the-Lake. Every few minutes I find myself involuntarily moved to shout, "Horse hockey!" or something more pithy—much to the consternation of my dogs, who worry that these outbursts might be some form of chastisement for canines. (Yes, that pun up there is entirely intentional.)
This country needs Robert Day in Washington!
YOU need to read his platform and know why his election is a good idea.
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